“Climb into my sandbox little boy and let’s play! I’M READY!”
You marked your kitten calendars all year long checking off the days with your Clinique lipliner until the 2013 Palm Springs White Party. Well, my dear Muscle Mary’s… IT’S (nearly) HERE! It is definitely time to get a few ideas about what will look good on you and then on the floor of a hotel room at the Renaissance Hotel on Tachquitz Canyon all weekend next to a rocking bed. Take a gander at these images and see where you can cut-and-paste your face into.
PARTY HARD! BE SAFE! LOOK FIERCE! And yes, I’m just saying…
Happy New Year! I thought I’d let the pictures speak for themselves. Will Grant is someone I’ve been stalking in an old issue of Undergear while searching him down on Google. And Bing, Bam, Boom… Here he is in ALL HIS GLORY. A fitness model and underwear titan, Will Grant is one gorgeous hunk! In gay culture, Will can Grant me my wish anytime. Yahtzee!
And then there’s these for the taking…
And one two three for the road…
Set your DVR and record the wonderful reality TV program Farm Kings on GAC. It’s every Thursday night at 9 p.m. The show is based around the King family, a clan of farmers that provide the freshest produce around the region of Pittsburg. The brothers are gorgeous and truly love their Mamma Bear Lisa who watches over the family of hard workers and always has the business Freedom Farms and her children’s best interests in mind. The show is wholesome, passionate about healthy living and eating, without shoving religious beliefs and personal dramas down the viewer’s throat. Here’s Dan King looking dreamy, shirtless and approachable. His smile makes me melt. Actually, every brother holds his own. You’re going to L-U-V the show! It’s always our first choice when scrolling for dinnertime viewing. And these boys are indeed snackalicious! They are the brother’s I never had but always wanted. That didn’t come out exactly right after the previous comment but you get my point.
Catch an episode of Farm Kings tonight! Man, these guys are HOT! Whew, sorry… No I’m not.
This man looks fine to me. Not real up on who he is but Wikipedia tells me he is tight end (loving that!) for the New England Patriots and holds a good number of records in football. Now don’t tell me would’t like to kick back with a couple of beers and see what happens with this one.
Another one for the HUNK FILES! Here he is on the cover of ESPN magazine baring all for sports, it seems. Wonder how the mostly-heterosexual readership felt about having to see that spread in their hands. Again, love it! And love him!
“THE GRONK” SERVING NAKED REALNESS! Delicious…
Sometimes the pictures speak for themselves. Ah, to be the lycra fabric of a tight Speedo on a wet male swimmer. Snug, smooth and worthy of a sweet caress of my lips as they graze across their muscularity. Sure… right-click-save, if you must. Or drag to your desktop, I did. They are gorgeous! It makes me want to hit the Palm Desert Aquatic Club for some high-dives and cruise time in the water. Hmmm…
And if svelte swimmer boys with 6-pack abs aren’t your thing and hunky burly Speedo Bears are, there are definitely places to find what you’re looking for my devilish little friend. X
Oh, and one more for the road!
“Lose My Mind,” “Glad You Came,” “Heart Vacancy” and “Gold Forever.” These top tracks from UK man-boy band The Wanted are among their best, even though most of their chart-toppers haven’t hardly made it to the US yet. My friend DJ Bifford Michael introduced me to these pop stars via YouTube clips on my Facebook Wall or through exclusive tracks in an email over a year ago. Their current soaring popularity in America is being slightly shadowed by adolescent-boy band One Direction who have also come through hard with “What Makes You Beautiful” that has also been featured on television juggernaut Glee. Even both bands are similar in sound, it’s The Wanted that are acting like the adults in this situation. Handsome frontman Max George is the one the British tween-age girl in my heads screams for when watching them perform! Keep these guys on your radar. Hopefully this peaked interest in UK pop music will fair superb for The Saturdays who will be hitting our soil running very soon.
